Category Irony

Here are some insightful quotes about irony along with their authors:

“At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed.” — Frederick Douglass
“If a nation values anything more than freedom, it will lose its freedom; and the irony of it is that if it is comfort or money that it values more, it will lose that too.” — W. Somerset Maugham
“I suppose that’s one of the ironies of life doing the wrong thing at the right moment.” — Charlie Chaplin
“Irony is the hygiene of the mind.” — Elizabeth Bibesco
“Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom.” — Anatole France1
“Brain research tells us that only twenty percent of human beings have a sense of irony, which means that eighty percent of the world takes everything at face value.” — Douglas Coupland
“Irony is an insult conveyed in the form of a compliment.” — Edwin Percy Whipple
“The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.” — Robert A. Heinlein
“Neither irony nor sarcasm is argument.” — Samuel Butler
“One interesting thing about greed is that although the underlying motive is to seek satisfaction, the irony is that even after obtaining the object of your desire you are still not satisfied. The true antidote of greed is contentment.” — Dalai Lama
“Irony is the form of paradox. Paradox is what is good and great at the same time.” — Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
“To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.” — Albert Einstein
“Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.” — Agnes Repplier
“From even the greatest of horrors, irony is seldom absent.” — H. P. Lovecraft
“The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates.” — David Foster Wallace
“Life is that perfect fine line between ironies.” — Serj Tankian
“Irony is a clear consciousness of an eternal agility, of the infinitely abundant chaos.” — Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
“One of the ironies of being with someone you really love for a long time is becoming completely incapable of handling stressful or difficult things by yourself.” — Ryan Holiday
“Life is full of ironies and absurdities.” — Adam West
“Perhaps the saddest irony of depression is that suicide happens when the patient gets a little better and can again function sufficiently.” — Dick Cavett

Category Sarcasm

Here are some witty quotes about sarcasm along with their authors:

“Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.” — Mark Twain
“The world is divided into people who do things and people who get the credit.” — Dwight Morrow
“The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.” — Frank Zappa
“Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.” — Woody Allen
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.” — Oscar Wilde
“Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor but the highest form of flattery.” — Benjamin Franklin
“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.” — Fred Allen
“I can fluently speak five languages: English, emoji, sexting, sarcasm and sass.” — Tyler Oakley
“Don’t be humble… you’re not that great.” — Golda Meir
“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.” — Groucho Marx
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” — Groucho Marx
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.” — Emo Philips
“The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.” — George Bernard Shaw
“Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.” — Oscar Wilde
“The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.” — Oscar Wilde
“A good listener is usually thinking about something else.” — Kin Hubbard
“When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.” — Eric Hoffer
“If you can’t detect the sarcasm you’ve misunderstood.” — Lily Allen
“A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.” — Lawrence G. Lovasik
“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” — Napoleon Bonaparte
“History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.” — Abba Eban
“The 100% American is 99% idiot.” — George Bernard Shaw
“An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.” — Laurence J. Peter