Category Comedy

Here are some humorous quotes about comedy along with their authors:

“Comedy can be a cathartic way to deal with personal trauma.” — Robin Williams
“This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel.” — Horace Walpole
“Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.” — Sid Caesar
“Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.” — Mo Rocca
“Stand-up comedy and comedy in general is the ultimate form of free speech, because you get to poke holes in all the pretentious bubbles politicians and pundits and popes and pretenders try to float over our heads.” — Denis Leary
“If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.” — Tina Fey
“My favourite kind of comedy comes from the awkwardness of living, the stuff that makes you cringe but borders on tragic – that is more interesting to me. It resonates; it comes from emotional truth.” — Taika Waititi
“Friends applaud, the comedy is over.” — Ludwig van Beethoven
“Do you know what the key to comedy is? Timing.” — Winston Marshall
“For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. It comes out of a deeper, darker side. Maybe it comes from anger, because I’m outraged by cruel absurdities, the hypocrisy that exists everywhere, even within yourself, where it’s hardest to see.” — Robin Williams
“Drama is easy. Comedy’s hard.” — Peter Bogdanovich
“Girls are supposed to be feminine and demure. Comedy isn’t about that, so you just have to unlearn it. Certain women are so pretty, they can’t go weird enough to be funny. You have to be willing to be ugly. I’m lucky my face can look so hideous.” — Jennifer Coolidge
“I was in NYC during 9/11; it happened on a Tuesday, I was on stage Thursday. It was a small crowd, but it took about 10 days and comedy clubs were packed.” — Bill Burr
“I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success. I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct. The course was more plodding than heroic.” — Steve Martin
“I don’t need therapy. I’m not going to see a therapist; comedy acts as my therapy. I put my problems out there. I talk about them. I talk about everything before anybody has a chance.” — Kevin Hart
“Comedy is tragedy plus time, but the time is different for everybody.” — Mike Birbiglia
“There is nothing more electric than watching a live performance, especially something like improv, comedy, or music – where no two shows are ever completely identical.” — Unknown
“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” — Chris Rock
“My whole thing is to entertain, make people laugh and to forget about the real world for awhile.” — Dan Aykroyd
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” — George Carlin
“First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.” — George Burns
“There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?” — Dick Cavett
“Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.” — Peter Ustinov
“Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God’s final word on where your lips end.” — Jerry Seinfeld
“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.” — Erma Bombeck
“Life is not a tragedy, it is a comedy. To be alive means to have a sense of humor.” — Rajneesh
“I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.” — Steven Wright
“The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.” — George Burns
“While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.” — Tim Allen
“I love John Irving’s stuff. It’s that marriage of comedy and tragedy. It’s really terrific.” — Jeff Bridges
“If a movie isn’t a hit right out of the gate, they drop it. Which means that the whole mainstream Hollywood product has been skewed toward violence and vulgar teen comedy.” — Roger Ebert
“If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That’s the greatest sketch comedy you’ll ever see on television.” — Jamie Farr
“But comedy I’d love to do as much as humanly possible.” — Ben Kingsley
“Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy.” — Bryant H. McGill2

Category Laughter

Here are some delightful quotes about laughter along with their authors:

“Laughter is the closest distance between two people.” — Victor Borge
“The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.” — e. e. cummings
“The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.” — Mark Twain
“The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.” — Bennett Cerf
“If Heaven exists, to know that there’s laughter, that would be a great thing.” — Robin Williams
“With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.” — William Shakespeare
“Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.” — Victor Hugo
“Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.” — Oscar Wilde
“We don’t laugh because we’re happy — we’re happy because we laugh.” — William James
“Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.” — Mark Twain
“Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least.” — Mark Twain
“Laugh, and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep alone; For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth, But has trouble enough of its own.” — Ella Wheeler Wilcox
“If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.” — Martin Luther
“No one is more profoundly sad as one who laughs too much.” — Jean Paul
“It is easier to make people cry than to make them laugh.” — Unknown
“Observe it, the vulgar often laugh, but never smile, whereas well-bred people often smile, and seldom or never laugh. A witty thing never excited laughter, it pleases only the mind and never distorts the countenance.” — Unknown
“With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.” — Abraham Lincoln
“Laughter is the best medicine – unless you’re diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.” — Jasper Carrott
“Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.” — Arnold H. Glasow
“Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.” — Karl Barth
“You can’t deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.” — Stephen King
“Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.” — Charlie Chaplin
“Time spent laughing is time spent with the Gods.” — Unknown
“When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.” — Unknown
“The shortest distance between two people is laughter.” — Unknown